Oh and the walking emoticon is Maractus, although the "contract" thing was a reference to Kyubey from Madoka. You forgot they existed.
There are many reasons I can think of to hate gen V, and some of the reasons I can agree with, but THIS:"THE POKEMON DESIGNS JUST KEEP GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER"
pokemon has always been weird since gen 1. If gen 1 was gen 5, you guys would hate it too.
IF ANYTHING, THE DESIGNS HAVE BEEN GETTING LESS WEIRD.
I MEAN MAGMAR? ELECTABUZZ? COME ON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE? AT LEAST WITH STUNFISK I KNOW IT'S A FLOUNDERFISH, AND WITH SIGILYPH IT'S THE NASCA LINES.
(I love magmar/electabuzz though);;
Just to be clear though, I don't hate any of the pokemon I used as an example here. (well, maybe jynx) And don't call me a newfag either, pokemon red IN JAPANESE was my first pokemon game.and I should be working on my nuzlocke, gah;;