Oh and the walking emoticon is Maractus, although the "contract" thing was a reference to Kyubey from Madoka. You forgot they existed.
There are many reasons I can think of to hate gen V, and some of the reasons I can agree with, but THIS:
"THE POKEMON DESIGNS JUST KEEP GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER"
IS NOT A FUCKING VALID REASON
pokemon has always been weird since gen 1. If gen 1 was gen 5, you guys would hate it too. IF ANYTHING, THE DESIGNS HAVE BEEN GETTING LESS WEIRD.
I MEAN MAGMAR? ELECTABUZZ? COME ON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE? AT LEAST WITH STUNFISK I KNOW IT'S A FLOUNDERFISH, AND WITH SIGILYPH IT'S THE NASCA LINES. (I love magmar/electabuzz though);;
Just to be clear though, I don't hate any of the pokemon I used as an example here. (well, maybe jynx) And don't call me a newfag either, pokemon red IN JAPANESE was my first pokemon game.
Oh yeah, Emolga being the mascot for Pokemon, if Unova was the first region, imagine that! xD
Hate those nostalgiafags.
hes a pedo.................
Gen 1 FTW~!
Gen 1 FTW~!
Just, thank you.