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Spheal with it, nostalgiafags. by Amastroph Spheal with it, nostalgiafags. by Amastroph
Oh and the walking emoticon is Maractus, although the "contract" thing was a reference to Kyubey from Madoka. You forgot they existed.

There are many reasons I can think of to hate gen V, and some of the reasons I can agree with, but THIS:

"THE POKEMON DESIGNS JUST KEEP GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER"

IS NOT
A
FUCKING
VALID
REASON


pokemon has always been weird since gen 1. If gen 1 was gen 5, you guys would hate it too.
IF ANYTHING, THE DESIGNS HAVE BEEN GETTING LESS WEIRD.

I MEAN MAGMAR? ELECTABUZZ? COME ON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE? AT LEAST WITH STUNFISK I KNOW IT'S A FLOUNDERFISH, AND WITH SIGILYPH IT'S THE NASCA LINES.
(I love magmar/electabuzz though);;

Just to be clear though, I don't hate any of the pokemon I used as an example here. (well, maybe jynx) And don't call me a newfag either, pokemon red IN JAPANESE was my first pokemon game.

:iconsphealwithitplz:

and I should be working on my nuzlocke, gah;;
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:iconpossumato:
Possumato Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
Bless you for doing this, I mean I like all generations and every single one have their good and bad sides but people are shitting too much on the newest ones :/
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PloppyPlopster Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS SO TRUE!
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:icondunkanbulk14:
dunkanbulk14 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
voltrob and electrode: a pokeymon thatz a pokeyball that evolves into an upside down pokeyball, whats it's special ability? IT KILLS ITSELF! DUMB!!
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:iconyacob500:
yacob500 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is epic.La la la la  I faved. :D (Big Grin) 
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:iconsia-the-mawile:
Sia-the-Mawile Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT IS THE TRUTH. And I LOVE Pokemon.
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Xiaolin12 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
Sorry, but some arguments that you exposed simply make not sense in comparison like
third panel: both pokemon we're created by moon x-ray
fifth panel : You shouldn't have  pulled alakazam since he had diferences with kadabra (his tail, his star mark and his scars beween his legs disapeared)

sixth panel: in comparisson magneton is the most original charactera and in my opinion Klingklang is just a carbon copy
tenth panel: nothing wrong but. who's that pokemon?
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GreenHa Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
It's MARACTUS!!! *shot.....again*
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:icongreenha:
GreenHa Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
commercial time *shot*
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springbonnies Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist

I love all Pokémon generations. Every generation has bad Pokémon, whether the stupid nostalgiafags agree or not. Grimer and Muk are piles of sludge, Koffing and Weezing are mines, and Voltorb and Electrode are Pokeballs with faces. No creativity was put into those gen 1 Pokémon at all :I

There's more too, but I don't want you to listen to my rants.

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:iconamastroph:
Amastroph Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Go ahead. And now Gen III can be included into the Nostalgiafag category, along with the Genwunners.
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:iconspringbonnies:
springbonnies Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yeah. I don't get it. The Pokémon fandom and the Sonic fandom has more whiners then ever.
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:iconnoahj2001:
noahj2001 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
We have the same icons
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:iconspringbonnies:
springbonnies Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Umbreon foev.
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:iconmobiusonedt:
mobiusonedt Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Favorited for the damn truth. 
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:iconraikonlance:
RaikonLance Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
I also remember the early rage about Ruby and Sapphire. (Because not every Pokemon was available there) And people complained Pokemon is dead etc. there already. Now everyone is pissing their pants about Gen 3 remakes. Something those people don't deserve.
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ILuvsalbakuta Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Seel with it.
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sorenutz007 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Professional Filmographer
This is absolutely perfect.
It always makes me laugh when the nostalgia-blind idiots point out elements/designs that can be easily attributed to Gen I Pokémon.
Arguably, and like you said, the designs have gotten less random and bizarre (not to mention uninspired names... "Mr. Mime" /golfclap )
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GaiaMIX Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Actually Slowpoke does not need Shellder to evolve. You just have to be Level 37.
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:iconamastroph:
Amastroph Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was referring to the pokedex.
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GaiaMIX Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yup, but maybe the "thing" on Slowbro's tail, is not a "Shellder" like the ones that evolve into Cloyster, but it's just called the same, as in ancient times (like 1500-1700) people believed it was actually a Shellder or evolution of it. Plus, in Japanese, there are many words that sound the same, so...
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KeeperOfSevenKeys Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
the truth
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TurqouiseSnowFlakes Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
''PIKACHU IS A GAY ASS EMOLGA RIPOFF!''

Oh yeah, Emolga being the mascot for Pokemon, if Unova was the first region, imagine that! xD
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pipe07 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Oh my God, you are incredible.
Hate those nostalgiafags.
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:iconyacob500:
yacob500 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i would have a unicorn rather than bareny




hes a pedo.................
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skarrj Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I'd rather have a koffing than an ice cream cone. j/s
Gen 1 FTW~!
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Silverend719 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd rather have a garbage bag than a useless fish.
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:iconskarrj:
skarrj Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I'd rather have a koffing than an ice cream cone. j/s
Gen 1 FTW~!
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Chowderlover309 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nostalgiafag.
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Joshua23DeviantArt Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
What is this? Idonteven-
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:iconremy-productions:
Remy-Productions Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you.
Just, thank you.
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y2jchampion Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Well said, I hate some of the genwunners double standards.

Real Pokemon fans like Pokemon regardless of the generation.
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TOBproject Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Hahaha :XD:
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:iconsnappy-k:
Snappy-K Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
true. great faces!
i think its because GF went with a new kind of design. People didnt like some of the new art, paired with the fact that the pokemon world just keeps expanding
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Camrocs Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha amazing :p
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:iconforincognitouse:
ForIncognitoUse Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
I haven't heard something like this before, and you make a valid point, but your Transition from ranting about nostalgiafags to ranting about Magmar and Electabuzz sorta caught me off guard.
Whadda you think a nostalgiafag would think about Mienshao?
--
And not a single Damn was given that night.
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el-f1otakugamer Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student Artist
This is great, what a shame there still exists nostalgia fags out there
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Brixmon Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
Weirdness is not applicable as a BAD THING to Pokemon designs. It's Japanese. Besides, you gen 1-worshippers(nothing against gen 1 btw) have a problem with an ICE CREAM CONE being too weird, but AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO EATS MUSHROOMS TO GROW LARGE, STOMPS TURTLES, BREAKS BRICKS AND STOMPS ON EVIL MUSHROOMS is completely normal?(nothing against Mario either)
fuck logic
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Protocol00 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Student General Artist
I personally just don't like a lot of the gen five designs. Not because they're gen five, but just because I happen to not like them. I also like a few gen 5 Pokemon designs a lot and dislike a lot of designs for earlier gen pokemon a lot.

Personally I just say let everyone like/dislike what ever they want to.
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ChibiMegamanX Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
"But what would happen if Gen 1 was Gen 5 and vice versa?"


Then I'll hate the Gen 1 (Gen 5) which has terrible designs and as more keeps coming out (Gen 2 is our Gen 4, Gen 3 is still Gen 3, Gen 4 is Gen 2, and Gen 5 is our Gen 1) I'll consider Gamefreak is improving and gets better designs over the year.


Thankfully, that didn't happen so......



NOSTALGIA FAG. AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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NekoGurl12 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
in the 5th generation what pokemon is the one that looks like kyubey?
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:iconubuntaku:
Ubuntaku Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kyubey? kyu kyu beykyu kyubey.
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:iconbrightcynder:
Brightcynder Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you. IT'S ALL SO TRUUUUUE

I've been a fan since gen 1, and I love it as much as ever. Pokemon without the occasional weird designs wouldn't be right. And you don't need to like every design. There were loads in gen 5 I loved!
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MaachiKazama Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh Gosh, this completes everything I think about those bitching nostalgiafags. I don't hate Gen I either, I just hate these dangit people saying it's the God of all generations. I also hate these people that say Gen I until Gen I/II/III/IV were good.
It's just dangit annoying to hear these guys. Thanks for making this. <3
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neocaesius Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
I'm a real fan of your pictures but i really have to disagree with this. I mean, the design 'changed'. Like, for example, throh and sawk are wearing 'real' clothes taht humans wear and most of all their faces look like alienated human, while jynx and hitmonchan are absolutely non-human. Same for every single one. The Kami Trios are over designed AND clones of each other, and COMPLETELY RESEMBLES each other while nidos and rhydons have alteration that allows you to tell from each other, besides colour, that is. Most of all, that PIG has some weird symbols, completely bringing down the simplicity, the main attraction of pokemon(and dont cuss blastoise he will get you). I don't even know why i started writing this lol.
Basically, looking at your starters, the gen IV and V are just sad.
(Actually laughed about Purple living semen with eyes floating)
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WellLookAtThis Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
"Jynx [and Hitmonchan] are absolutely non-human."

I can't tell if you're trolling or just plain stupid.
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OhThereYouArePerry Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
there will always be pokemon that aren't that great, but I don't think it's fair to write off a whole generation because of an icecream cone or two. Take off your hipster glasses for a second and look at them. They're all pokemon. and as a pokemon fans, we should look for the best in them. otherwise we're not fans anymore. we're just haters.
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SnivyMiku-chan Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Student Artist
I lost it when I saw Kyubey
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:iconeternities22:
Eternities22 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I liked Pokemon up until Gen V started. To me there are only 493 Pokemon.
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Monanico Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
People, stop taking it so seriously. If you don't like the new gens, okay, keep it to yourself. No one gives 2 fucks as to what your mad about :icontrollface:

Btw, I found this funny :XD:

-an unbiased pokemon fan- :D
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BomKosh Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
They can express their opinion if they want, it's just that they don't think about other opinions.
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